Dear Dolce & Gabanna,
Your new makeup range is gorgeous. Your counter at Harrods is gorgeous. The staff on your makeup counter at Harrods are beautiful and gorgeous.
And, if the beautiful staff at your gorgeous counter hadn’t been too busy painting their nails, ignoring customers and sneering when asked for service at 2pm last Monday afternoon, I might even have spent more than the £70 I finally managed to give A N Other member of your staff. I’m very happy with the products, but the attitude of your
bit… er … sales assistant is still bugging me.
I’m guessing the lovely girls who were busy being helpful on the Burberry counter had put some noses out of joint? Such a shame, anyway.
Love and unimpressed kisses,