Get Lippie Lip Marker at Topshop

I’m a well-known fashion icon.  No really, stop sniggering at the back, my love of a comfy shoe, an elasticated trouser, a button-thru cardigan, a red lip, the sequinned Ugg, and, of course, my repeated use of the singular instead of the plural constantly marks me out as one of the most fashionable beauty bloggers writing today.  It’s safe to say that my Motley Crue hoody has become a hot fashion classic in the six months I’ve been championing wearing one.

So, of course, when Top Shop were casting about for a beauty blogger to name a new beauty product after, it should come of no surprise that “Get Lippie” was top of their list.  Naturally, I’m deeply flattered, but bearing in mind my reputation as the Cindy Crawford of beauty bloggers, it comes as no real surprise! Me and Kate Moss, we’re like that, you know.  I even went to Fashion Week once, and, let’s face it, I taught A Model Recommends everything she knows*.

A bright, raspberry pink, the new Get Lippie Lip Marker from Topshop is a joy to use, the bullet point allows you to line your lips, and you can use the side of the bullet to fill in.

It wears fairly well, though if you eat a three course meal wearing it, you will suffer a little touch of the red ring of doom, but hey, if you you’re as fashion as me, you won’t, of course, be eating any meals, will you?

The colour is buildable:

The air kisses (dahlink) are two layers,  and shows the depth of colour you can get.  So fashion.  So very, very, fashion.

Best of all, it’s got my name on it …

Hang on, they spelled it wrong!  You don’t think … no, it can’t be … it wouldn’t be a COINCIDENCE, would it?

Balls.  I’m going to work in  my pyjamas and Uggs.  Don’t try and stop me.

* About booze, admittedly.

The Fine Print: PR sample.  It’s safe to say Sir Phillip Green won’t be asking me to design my own range of fashion classics any time soon.  DAMN HIS EYES.
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  1. May 14, 2012 / 8:19 am

    You HAD me.

    Knowing your style and love of sequinned Uggs you were the perfect choice.

    Let's just say you must have inspired them x x

  2. May 14, 2012 / 11:00 am

    Bet Top Shop are kicking themselves, a couple of letters away from being cooler than a polar bears bum!

  3. May 14, 2012 / 1:39 pm

    Get your lawyers onto TopShop right now.

  4. May 14, 2012 / 4:34 pm

    SO close yet so far…

  5. May 14, 2012 / 11:40 pm

    And this is why I love you – brilliant tongue in cheek review. Ps keep an eye out for a Maurice named eye liner…

  6. May 15, 2012 / 10:51 am

    Haha this did make me chuckle!
    Lovely colour though 🙂


  7. May 21, 2012 / 7:29 pm

    Love this xx

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